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 This house built upside down was spotted in Niagara Ontario, Canada.

19-YR-OLD RAPES CHICKEN TO DEATH IN ONDO

AKURE— A-19-year-old apprentice welder (names withheld) was caught today making love to a hen. The fowl reportedly died during the act.

The taboo was said to have been committed by the apprentice at about 11.20 p.m. at Continental area of Akure metropolis.

The suspect, Vanguard learnt, had committed same taboo with a goat in his home town, Afo in Ose council area of the state.

He was said to have been ex-communicated from his home town because of the offence which made him to move in with his brother in Akure.

Speaking with newsmen, the owner of fowl, Mrs Stella Akintola, who resides in the same building confirmed that the man actually made love to her chicken.

According to her, she went to bed early but was woken up by the noise coming from the chickens at the back of her room, an indication that someone was disturbing their peace.

The discovery

Akintola said she went outside only to find that the back door was still opened. According to her, she became curious and “I shouted to know who was still at the backyard only for him to appear from the corner of the house, saying he went to the toilet because he had a running stomach.”

Akintola said she was not convinced especially as she noticed that the noise from the chickens’ pen stopped abruptly.

She said she went to where the chickens were but nothing was found. “It was when I visited the toilet that I found one of the them stone dead with its feathers littering the floor,” she said.

Still unaware that the suspect was the cause of the death of the bird, Akintola said she raised an alarm only for him to confess that he was responsible for the death of the fowl.

Akintola said the suspect confessed and begged her for forgiveness, saying he would pay any amount for the dead fowl.

She said she decided not to report the matter to the police because she could not stand the rigour she would be subjected to by the police over a “minor offence.”

Report had it that there were evidence that the man actually had sex with the hen when it was examined by the owner and others living in the building.

A spirit directed me to do it —Suspect

In an interview with newsmen, the suspect, who declined to speak initially, however, said a spirit directed him to do what he did.

He said: “I was already sleeping when a spirit just came upon me and directed me to go to the back of the building. I did not know what I was doing again until when I discovered that I had slept with the hen.”

Contacted, the police image maker, Wole Ogodo, said since the matter was not reported to the police, he could not comment on it.

Ogodo noted that “it is what members of the public bring to our notice that we investigate. This is a strange occurrence if what you are telling me is the truth.”

By Dayo Johnson

SOURCE

WORLD’S MOST PIERCED MAN TURNED BACK AT DUBAI AIRPORT. SEE HIS TWEETS

Awww, not nice. Guess there are some disadvantages to being so weirdly pierced. 53year old German Rudolf Buchlolz, who is the world's most pierced man, was barred from entering Dubai on Aug. 15th and he took to twitter to share his disappointment. 

The Information Technology, IT, worker who was recognized in 2012 by the Guinness Book of Record as world's most pierced man with 435 piercings plus two horns on his forehead, was billed to make an appearance at a hotel in Dubai but on arriving the Emirate airport, he was not cleared by the immigration officers. Instead he was immediately whisked into an Istanbul flight en-route Germany. 

A spokesman for the hotel where Buchholz was scheduled to appear said its management had failed “despite all its attempts” to win permission for him to enter the emirate

Airport officials gave no reason why he was refused entry into the emirate. Rudolf who vowed never to return to Dubai, left his luggage behind in Dubai.

UMUHIMU WA TENDO LA NDOA KIAFYA

1. Tendo la ndoa ni moja kati ya mazoezi ya mwili.
Wataalamu wanasema kwamba, unapofanya tendo hilo mara tatu kwa wiki husaidia kupunguza kiasi cha mafuta mwilini na pia endapo mtu atafanya tendo mara tatu kwa wiki kwa kipindi cha mwaka mzima ni sawa na kukimbia maili 75.

2. Tendo la ndoa huongeza takriban vizalisha nguvu 150 kwa nusu saa ambayo ni sawa na kukimbia dakika 15 kiwanjani.Kuongeza mwendo wa damu

3. Tendo la ndoa husaidia kuongeza kasi ya mtiririko wa damu kwenye ubongo na sehemu nyingine ya viungo vya mwili, hii huchangia kuongeza kasi ya mapigo ya moyo na kuboresha mfumo wa upumuaji.

4. Msukumo thabiti wa damu mpya yenye oxygen na homoni zenye chembe chembe hai zinapopenya kwenye mishipa ya damu husaidia katika uunguzaji wa chakula, pia huondoa kiasi cha uchafu ambao ungesababisha mishipa na kushindwa kufanya kazi na kumfanya mwanadamu apate maumivu ya mwili.

5. Hupunguza mafuta yenye kileo (Cholesterol)Tendo la ndoa huweka sawa uwiano wa mafuta yenye kileo (Cholesterol) nzuri na cholesterol mbaya na wakati huo hupunguza kwa ujumla kiasi cha mafuta yenye kileo mwilini.

6. Kupunguza maumivuWakati wa kufanya mapenzi, homoni iitwayo oxytosin huzalishwa mwilini ambayo husababisha kuzalishwa kwa homoni iitwayo endorphin ambazo hupunguza maumivu kama vile kuvimba sehemu za viungo (arthritis) maumivu ya shingo (Whiplash) na maumivu ya kichwa.

7. Ulinzi wa tezi ya kibofu (mwanaume)Majimaji yanayozalishwa katika tezi ya kibofu (prostate) yakizidi husababisha kuleta matatizo mwilini.

8. Tendo la ndoa la mpangilio huondoa uzalishaji wa majimaji hayo yenye madhara.

9. Mabadiliko ya ghafla ya tendo la ndoa huelekea kuleta matatizo yahusianayo na tezi ya prostate.

10. Kupunguza mfadhaiko wa moyo

11. Kujitosheleza na kupumzisha mwili baada ya tendo la ndoa ni muhimu kwa kutuliza akili na kurekebisha mzunguko wa damu mwilini.

12. Watu wenye kushiriki tendo la ndoa wanatajwa kushinda mfadhaiko na kupata usingizi mnono hasa mara baada ya kumaliza kufanya mapenzi.

13. Huongeza uzalishaji wa homoni za kiume(testosterone) na za kike (Oestogen).

14. Faida nyingine inayopatika ni kuongeza uzalishaji wa homoni za kiume na za kike likiwemo suala zima la msukumo wa kufanya tendo hilo ambapo mhusika hutosheka zaidi ya yule ambaye hana mazoea ya kufanya mapenzi.

15. Hata hivyo, baadhi ya madaktari wamegundua kwamba ongezeko la homoni za kiume/ kike huweza kuwakinga wanadamu na magonjwa ya moyo.

16. Kuishi muda mrefu huku ukionekana kijanaWakati wa tendo la ndoa homoni iitwayo DHEA huzalishwa mwili mzima. Hii husaidia msisimko wa mapenzi kuongezeka.

17. Kutokana na elimu hiyo DHEA ni kemikali yenye nguvu duniani ambayo husaidia kuweka sawa kinga ya mwili, huongeza ufahamu, kuimarisha mifupa, kutengeneza na kuimarisha afya na kuimarisha mishipa ya moyo (Cardiovascular).

18. Hupunguza baridi na mafua

19. Elimu inaonesha kuwa wanaofanya tendo la ndoa mara moja au mbili kwa wiki huongeza 30% ya uzalishaji wa chembe chembe hai za mwili ziitwazo Immunogloulin A ambazo huwa na kazi ya kuulinda mwili dhidi ya magonjwa.

  Hizo ni faida chache tu za kufanya tendo la ndoa. Jambo kubwa la kuzingatia ni kuwa faida hizi hupatikana kwa ufanyaji wa mapenzi usiokuwa na hofu ya kufumaniwa au kuumbuliwa. 

Ndiyo maana nikasema ni maalum kwa wanandoa tu.

ONYO:
Weka mbali na watoto au kwa asiyekuwa mwanandoa wako.

Which Baby Are You?...Funny huhhh

-------------JANUARY BABY--------------------

P retty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. 
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to 
recover when hurt... Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. 
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet 
someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance 
your personality. 
----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. 
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. 
Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. 
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest 
and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves 
freedom.. Rebellious when restricted. Loves 
aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. 
Gets angry really easily but does not show it. 
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends 
but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. 
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. 
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the 
inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. 
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. 
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone 
new and realize that you are a perfect match. 
-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------

Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy and 
reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous 
and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. 
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. 
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. 
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up 
feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you 
repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your 
new love in 8 days. 
------------------APRIL BABY -------------------

 

Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. 
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and 
sympathetic.. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does 
work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. 
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good 
memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look 
for information. Able to cheer evryone up and/or 
make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and 
others. Understanding. Fun to be around. 
Outgoing. Hyper.. Bubbly personality. Secretive. 
Boy/girl crazy.. Loves sports, music, leisure and 
traveling.. Systematic.. hott but has brains. If you 
repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye 
will introduce themself and you will realize that 
you are very much alike in the next 2 days. 
-----------------MAY BABY -----------------

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and 
highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. 
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. 
Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. 
Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex. 
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to 
dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. 
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good 
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves 
literature and the arts... Loves traveling. Dislike 
being at home. Restless. Not having many children. 
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the 
next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone 
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days. 
------------JUNE BABY -------------

 

You've got the best personality and are an 
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make 
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt 
and more than likely have an a very attractive 
partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely 
that you have a massive record collection. You 
have a great choice in films, and may one day 
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, 
you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you 
will meet someone that may possibly become 
oneof your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 
minutes. 
----------------JULY BABY --------------

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to 
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. 
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily 
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's 
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. 
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. 
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at 
times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. 
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. 
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive 
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and 
loving... Treats others equally. Strong sense of 
sympathy. Wary and sharp.. Judges people 
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties 
in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods 
about the past and the old friends. Waits for 
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive 
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt 
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 
mins and your reputation will boost someway in 
the next 12 days 

------------AUGUST BABY ---------------

outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on 
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self 
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. 
easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every 
thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. 
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates 
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be 
loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". 
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or 
restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. 
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" 
or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5 
mins and you will meet the love of your life 
sometime next month. 
------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------

Active and dynamic. Mysterious. Bottle up the feelings.

You won't ever know what's going on in their heads, except for the chosen few.Decisive and haste but tends to regret.

Attractive and affectionate to oneself. 
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. 
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. 
Always busy in finding ways to relieve world's problems,

but during this they tend to neglect themself. Near and dear people

should see to it that they don't forget themself completely

while caring for others all the time. Brave and fearless.

Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous.

Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. 
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates 
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. 
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can 
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5 
mins, someone very close to you will become mad 
at you in the next 8 days. 
---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves 
to takes things at the center. Inner and physical 
beauty. . Gets angry 
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and 
fearless. Always making friends.. Easily hurt but 
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does 
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. 
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND 
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will 
not meet the love of your life for 10 years. 
---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------

Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and 
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. 
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards 
your inner and outer beauty and independent 
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional 
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people 
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and 
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a 
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the 
greatest men are born in this month. If you ever 
begin a relationship with someone from this month, 
hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost 
in 5 mins & you will excell in a major event coming 
up sometime this month. 
---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------

This straight-up means ur the most good-looking 
person possible... better than all of these other 
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive 
in everything. Active in games and interactions. 
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in 
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, 
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, 
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by 
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of 
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to 
delay. Choosy and always wants the best. 
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to 
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone 
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. 
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. 
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of 
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting 
colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to 
dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows 
emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. 
Sensitive. [A hott new guy/girl will catch your eye 
& you will catch theirs too in the next 6 days, if 
you repost in 5min]

  So Which Baby Are you?

OBAMA'S 16 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS ALMOST TALLER THAN HIM

US president Barack Obama, his wife Michelle and their 16 year old daughter, Malia Obama pictured at the White House on Saturday 9th on their way to board the Marine One to begin their family vacation in Martha's Vineyard. Malia is wearing flats and looks taller than her dad who is 6 '1'.

NIMETAMANI HIZI MBOGA KUTOKA MAISHA NA MAFANIKIO

Dada yangu Yasinta baada ya kulima Bustani yake Vyema kabisa, sasa anafaidi alichopanda

 Nikaona niichuma kama muunavyo hapa na kuifanyia kazi ...nikapata kiasi hiki. Basi nikaichambua .....

 ....nikaikatatakata  kama muonavyo katika picha , wakati huo nishaweka maji katika sufuria ...

 ...ipo ndani ya sufuria ili ishemshwe kwa muda wa dadika 2-5

 na hapa baada ya dakika 2-5 inaonekana hivi, baada ya hapa nasubiri ipoe na halafu

...naiweka katika mifuko kwa ajili ya akiba  na pia naandika tarehe na ni mboga aina gani, baada ya hapo ni kuweka kwenye friza(freeze) ...mjanja  eehhh:-)

HONGERA SANA DADA YANGU.....KUAIDI MENGI ZAIDI YA DADA YASINTA MTEMBELEE HUMU>>>>>>>>>>