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 Experience tuipatayo wakati ndo unaanza maisha ya kujitegemea kila mtu anaijua yeye mwenyewe

 Hasa ndo umetoka Shule/Chuo unasema sasa naanza maisha yangu....unajipangia kila kitu wewe mwenyewe

 Niliwahi kuishi mitaa hii wakati ndo nimeanza maisha..........baada ya kumaliza chuo

 Huo mshale mweusi unpoelekeza ndo kona ya kuelekea nilipokuwa nimepanga

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 Kwanza huo mtaro unaouona umejengwa kipindi hicho ulikuwa haujajengwa, palikuwa ni vumbi na magari yalikuwa yanapiata hapo.....kasheshe ilikuwa mvua ikinyesha...siku hiyo siendi job...nitajitahidi niwaambie naumwa...yaani maji yalikuwa yanajaa...halafu hayaeleweki yana kila rangi, nilikuwa nalala tu...ikinyesha mfululizo nakumbuka nilikuwa na maviatu yangu makubwaaaa nayavaa walau niwe juu juu maji yasinipate, nikifika job nabadilisha...uzuri ofisi ilikuwa jirani na home kwa kutembea ni 5-10 minutes

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STAND UP COMEDY: EVANS BUKUKU ON 28/08/2012

 Mchekeshaji Maarufu Nchini kutoka Vuvuzela Entertainment,Evans Bukuku akikafanya vitu vyake usiku wa kuamkia leo katika kiota cha maraha cha Nyumbani Lounge,Namanga jiji Dar wakati wa Shoo yake ya kuvunja mbavu za watu (kuchekesha katika stand up comedy).

 Evans Bukuku akiendelea kuchana mbavu za watu kwa vituko vyake wakati wa Shoo yake ya kuvunja mbavu za watu (kuchekesha katika stand up comedy) iliyofanyika usiku wa kuamkia leo kwenye kiota cha maraha cha Nyumbani Lounge,jijini Dar.

 Evans Bukuku akimuuliza mmoja wa wadau wake swali la kizushi kuhusiana na mambo ya kuchimba dawa safarini.

 Dogo Pepe wa Vuvuzela akionyesha umahiri wake wa kuvunja watu mbavu kwa kucheka wakati wa shoo yao iliyofanyika usiku wa kuamkia leo kwenye kiota cha maraha cha Nyumbani Lounge,jijini Dar.

 MC wa Shoo hiyo alikuwa ni Taji Liundi nae haachi kuchekesha awapo stejini.

 Enika akiimba nyimbo za vichekesho.

Mmoja wa Wadau wakubwa wa Stand up Comedy za Evans Bukuku,aitwaye Ester Ulaya nae hakuwa nyuma kuotoa kituko chake wakati shoo hiyo ikiendelea.

 Kila aliefika ukumbini hapo hakuacha kucheka kwani vichekesho vilinoga ile mbaya.

PHOTO CREDIT: http://michuzi-matukio.blogspot.com

Spanish Magazine Courts Controversy with Michelle Obama Cover

Photo courtesy of El MundoMichelle Obama has graced magazine covers from Time to People to Vogue looking powerful, beautiful, and downright regal, but now a Spanish magazine is picturing her bare breasted, and as a slave. 

The cover of Magazine Fuera de Serie, which is widely available in Spain as a newspaper lifestyles supplement, shows the first lady's face superimposed onto an 1800portrait of a female slave by Marie-Guillemine Benoiste, a French neoclassical painter.

According to the magazine's editor, the picture is meant to honor Michelle Obama who they call the "gran mujer" (great woman) who "conquered the heart" of the man who would be president and "seduced the American people."

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JANA NILIHESABIWA.........SENSA 2012

 Jana nimekaa ndani hadi saa 11 jioni wana sensa hawajapita...ile natoka ndani tu nimefunga mlango nikafanye mizunguko, naona Karani anaingia

 Ikabidi nihesabiwe nikiwa nimesimama hapo hapo nje...na karani hakuwa na hiyana

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 Alikuwa anatik kila nikimjibu swali

Hapa alikuwa ananiambia dodoso langu lina maswali 37...wapo ambao wana wanaulizwa maswali hadi 60

Kwa wale ambao hamjahesabiwa....mtahesabiwa tu, ndo maana kuna siku 7

SHOCKING: 10 year old delivers TWINs in Kisumu after RAPE from HIV+ father

Sunday, August 26, 2012 - A 10 year old class four pupil at a public school in Kisumu is alleged to have delivered twins at a local hospital in the area. The girl is said to have been impregnated by her father who has been using her as his wife after her mother died.

The young girl has been a subject of ridicule by other children in the area as she stopped going to school to deliver her babies first. Neighbors said that the girl declined to confide in them on the man responsible for her pregnancy when they discovered she was expectant.